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August 18th, 2004

04:07 am - I once was lonely, but the Jake delivered me companionship...
Praise Jake, for the existence of my brothers and sisters in his worship!

I believed I was alone in the knowledge of his ultimate supremacy, but now i realize that a single lowly servant could not serve His needs fully, but only what scraps of time He could make for me.

Lo! that I could be near my siblings, to bask more fully in His light, but I am forced to remain here, to keep this small section of His light flickering away from His chosen home.

Oh! and breatheren, did you notice that his ass is nearly as girthful as texas? This must be an outward symbol of his divinity!
Current Mood: hornyworshipful
Current Music: less than jake - [for they truly are]

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August 2nd, 2004

10:14 pm
I must say, this is an interesting site. Who is "The Jake" and how can I learn of him? I am interested in this being. Is he truly a god or just a mortal that comes close to being one? I am intrigued.

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09:34 pm
So, I went to see one of the plays that Jake is in. He played Elvis, which is soooo hot. He wore this adorable little suit and these blue suede shoes. So cute. But his hair was black, I'm not sure how I feel about that. I miss that blond hair. Even so, he was still my Jakie, and I thought he was wonderful!!!


Sigh. However, seeing him in that blue suit just reminded me of Vincie Poo, with those little color coordinated outfits that he used to wear class. And when Jake did the little Elvis snarl, it reminded me of the look that Vincie used to give students when they asked particularly stupid questions. He never looked at me like that. He only ever looked at me with love. Restrained love, of course, because he didn't want to lose his job, but love nonetheless...oh how I miss him...

But...Jake. Yes. Jakie is so much more hot that Vincent could ever hope to be...


Current Mood: hornyhorny
Current Music: Bush - Swim

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April 21st, 2004

01:54 pm - Today's sighting of the illustrious Jacob...
Today Jacob Womack was sighted eating at Club Commons in the cafeteria bearing the same name. His lunch consisted of salad with ham bits, boneless grilled chicken breast (due to his fascination with the female anatomy), and an outside Diet Coke. Very health conscious is he. He was donning a black shirt with the sleeves removed with three words in white block lettering. His lower body was covered (dammit) with cut-off shorts. His head was bare, unusual for him for he generally wears a bandana upon his glowing golden locks. He was so beautiful. And he mentioned my car! Oh Gremi, Jake spoke your name! The lowest point in the time I was near him was when he departed from lunch to pursue more important activities. I nearly broke down in tears at the sight of his back to me and walking out the door. Frankly, I hate to see him go, but I love to see him walk away. What an ass! Oh my, if only we could be together!
Current Mood: lonelylonely

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